If you ever feel stupid just know you’re not as stupid as me because I got rejected from McDonalds

Ten times

My Dad told my brother to wash the dishes…

I found him washing them with a wet wipe…

My brother is nearly 21 and still does not know how to do the dishes

veeoneeye:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

wHY IS A RACCOON DOING ROLLEY POLLEYS IN UR HOUS E WHAT IS GOIN ON

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via bandssavelives121)

prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me

(Source: luneteen, via 10inchesofjoy)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via this-is-not-reality-my-dear)

u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

(Source: batchedarchive, via 10inchesofjoy)

laceypendragon:

dannytier:

jesus fucking christ more like the animals disturb you god DAMN  

MOISTURIZE ME
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