If you ever feel stupid just know you’re not as stupid as me because I got rejected from McDonalds
My Dad told my brother to wash the dishes…
I found him washing them with a wet wipe…
My brother is nearly 21 and still does not know how to do the dishes
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.